Hear Hunter S. Thompson Go Off the Rails on a Customer-Service Call About His New DVD Player 

Lost in Translation: A Gallery of Subtitles Gone Wrong 

Iron Man and Batman Begins Are the Same Movie, Basically 

Watch the Trailer for T-Pain’s Animated Musical, Freaknik 

Heave Those Bosoms: Romance Novel Yourself 

Stream the Preservation Hall Jazz Band’s Benefit Album, With Tom Waits, Merle Haggard, Andrew Bird 

See a Close-Up of John Travolta’s Hair Piece 

Watch a Symphony of Dogs Howling to the Law & Order Theme Song 

Six Baffling But Commonly Made Horror Franchise Mistakes 

See a Gallery of Palestinian Protesters Dressed As the Na’vi 

The Dancing Pumpkin Head’s Valentine’s Day Dance Is the Only Valentine You Need 

Toy Story 3 Easter Eggs, Revealed! 

Lost Hypernerds: Follow the Twitter Person Who’s Pushing ‘4 8 15 16 23 42’ Every 108 Minutes 

Watch Mel Gibson and Gary Sinise’s Oddly Hypnotic Ransom Mash-Up Song Thing 

Hear an Unreleased, Prince-Sampling Rihanna Track, ‘Sexuality’ 

Separated at Birth: Lady Gaga and Wilson, the Cast Away Volleyball 

Stream Metropolis, the Famous Silent Film, Restored With an Hour of Lost Footage 

Lady Gaga, the Snowman 

Hear ‘Rudeboyz,’ Diplo’s Remix of Rihanna’s ‘Rude Boy’ With M.I.A.’s ‘Boyz’ 

The Montage of Bear Grylls Eating Raw Animal Flesh Will Actually Make You Sick 

Hear Janelle Monae and Big Boi’s Terrific New Track, ‘Tightrope’ 

Third and Delaware: The Blog Dedicated to Roseanne’s Fashion Highlights 

Read the Best, Worst, Hunkiest Lines of The Ruthless Billionaire’s Virgin and Other Harlequin Romance Novels 

Play Around on the Wizarding World of Harry Potter’s Just-Launched Website 

Watch the Trailer for Summit on the Summit, With Lupe Fiasco, Jessica Biel, Emile Hirsch, Kenna 

Play the ‘I Heart Conan’ Sketch-Remembering Game 

Insane Clown Baby: Watch a Juggalo’s Guide to Parenting 

‘Dear Tim & Eric’: Comedians Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim Answer Valentine’s Day Questions 

Hear the Very Best’s Awesome Remix of Yeasayer’s ‘Ambling Alp’ 

Watch Megan Fox’s Excessively Open-Mouthed New Underwear Ad 

See Taylor Swift’s New Line of Greeting Cards 

See Rihanna’s Eclectic New Music Video, ‘Rude Boy’ 

Watch a Cute New Teaser Trailer for Toy Story 3 

Stream the New Local Natives Album, Gorilla Manor, in Its Entirety 

‘Others ... Others ... Do Not Compare to You!’: Lost, the Valentines 

Pick Up a New Major Lazer MP3, ‘Sound of Siren,’ Featuring M.I.A. and Busy Signal 

See ‘Edith Wharton’s Ethan Frome,’ a Short Period Piece Done in the Gum-Snapping Style of The Hills 

Watch the Full Trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender 

See Celebrity Tweets, Fancifully and Hilariously Illustrated 

Download Electro-Pop Master Dan Black’s New Mixtape, Weird Science 

Watch Aretha Franklin and Liza Minnelli’s Genius Snickers Commercial