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Robert Pattinson Really Hates Vaginas

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover." —Robert Pattinson on his Details photo shoot [Details]

"If photos of my nipples give a little smile to others, that is my duty. In exchange, I get to enjoy the luxuries of being an actress." —Bai Ling [Hustler via IMDb]

"Just got off the phone with the legendary Roger Corman who's doing a new movie for us this year. Yes, it's the long-rumored SHARKTOPUS! ... Spent half an hour discussing what a sharktopus should look like, how many mouths it should have and how it should kill." —Karen O'Hara, SyFy's director of original movies [SyFyMovies/Twitter via Io9]

"I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband." —Jessica Simpson [Allure via Contact Music]

"There’s a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I’m living. ... I don’t trust people in this industry, but I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested." —Megan Fox [W]

"I'm just amazed. I would think by now that they've had such an overdose of Betty White that they'd be throwing rocks instead." —Betty White on the "Facebook fans want Betty White to host SNL" phenomenon [E! Online]

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