Helen Mirren Will Mess You Up

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"I’m actually quite docile, but sometimes I just lose it. I literally see red and it’s as if my head explodes. I often start crying when that’s the case. I generally cry a lot. And of course I’ve thrown stuff around in rage. I remember wrecking a public pay phone once by tearing it off the wall with all my might." —Helen Mirren [ShowbizSpy]

"I hope Stephenie Meyer writes another book that we get to act in also." —Twilight actor Kellan Lutz [Contact Music]

"[Steve Coogan] was very, very nice — nicely spoken, didn't know he was a super freak! Didn't know that. He's a super freak as it turns out, but you know, it was the last stand of me doing drugs. It was like two, three weeks ... at one point Billy Bob Thornton comes to the pool when I'm in the middle of like this crazy weird three weeks with him [Coogan] ... he [Thornton] talked in my ear and he said, 'Get out of whatever you're in' ... So then I had to go to rehab and I thought I'd ruined [Coogan's] career. I didn't know he'd had this whole history, I hadn't read anything. So I was walking around rehab going, 'God, I've ruined a man's career, I've ruined it, I've ruined it.' Without knowing I'd actually made him really cool." —Courtney Love [Contact Music]

"I ate shit for so long, being told I didn't fit the mold and that I was 'too pop' or 'too theater' ... I've always been delusionally ambitious to the point where people don't understand me." —Lady Gaga [Cosmopolitan via HuffPo]

"I made a September resolution to not go on the Internet to look for what's being said about me ... I read something about myself and it made me so sad ... So I lost my Internet privileges." —Joanna Newsom [WSJ]

"Miami Vice? I didn't like it so much." —Colin Farrell [Total Film via IMDb]