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Team Leno Gets First Member

"Goin to leno for the 3rd time! I'm pretty sure he's my fav. Person right now." —Snooki [Sn00ki/Twitter]

"I didn't even know I had it in me to be honest — I was like a commander running around." —John Travolta on his aid mission to Haiti [Daily Mail UK]

"I just say I'm looking forward to it. ... I have an iPod, and I'll make sure they keep sending me beats." —Lil Wayne on going to jail [RS]

"During the movie, they were doing stuff off-screen that reminded me of Laverne and Shirley. I think they're the new Laverne and Shirley. They had some energy, and I mentioned that to Garry Marshall." —Jamie Foxx on Valentine's Day castmates Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner [Contact Music]

“He was shocked! He was just like, ‘What did you say?’ I was just like, ‘What did I just do? No, I didn’t just say that.' ... I was so happy, I could’ve said anything. That’s why I ran off the stage.” —Beyoncé on publicly thanking husband Jay-Z after her Grammy win [Access Hollywood]

"I would love to be popular among the one-handed, so that they wouldn’t make as much applause. Because of my hearing condition [Merritt has diagnosed himself with hyperacusis, a condition that causes extreme sensitivity to certain sounds], it’s difficult to hear applause, so it would be great if the one-handed would come and edge out the two-handed in our concerts. Conversely, my nightmare audience would be the four-handed." —Stephin Merritt of the Magnetic Fields [EyeWeekly]

"He always meant it as a trilogy. ... Think about it. There's always been a tradition of blind samurai, and you never actually saw [my character] expire in the other film." —Daryl Hannah on maybe returning for a third Kill Bill [Film24 via MTV]

"Sorry Taylor [Lautner] but the movie 'valentines day" looks lame and desperate it cries out 'look we have all the biggest starz in 1movie pleez watch!'" —Fellow Twilight werewolf Alex Meraz [TheAlexMeraz/Twitter via Us]

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