What did you miss this week by not checking out Extra, The Insider, Entertainment Tonight, and their infotainment ilk? Only Mel "rash much?" Gibson changing his baby on a radio station, the flu-shot con woman, and a visibly shocked — shocked! — Mario Lopez reacting to the latest John Edwards news. But do not panic: Vulture has condensed the week's soft-hitting news into another easy-to-digest compilation that ensures you never need worry about missing Mary Hart icily staring down a weeping Jermaine Jackson again.