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How to Pick a Dancing With the Stars Favorite Without Watching It

Tonight’s premiere of ABC's Dancing With the Stars introduces eleven new famous names, or at least vaguely familiar faces. The usual categories have been filled — an Olympic athlete! A former soap star! An older person to be patronized! — but whom to root for? Based on your own intrinsic qualities, the following guide will allow you to assign your loyalties before seeing a single paso doble.

Photo: Craig Sjodin/ABC