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music Mar. 19, 2010

How to Make It in Heavy Metal, an Amusing Guide From the Past

By Edith Zimmerman

Manager, thy name is Satan. A handy guide cobbled together by the maniacal VHS-scroungers over at Everything Is Terrible.


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