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Shia LaBeouf Went Method for Wall Street 2

"IOC's momentum is major, and it will surprise to the upside." —Shia LaBeouf in a stock-tip text message about a company that's been looking for natural gas and oil for seven years and has found neither [NYP]

"Hot Tub Time Machine, that's a stupid title." —Hot Tub Time Machine star John Cusack [Sun Times]

"I was so jet lagged. I passed out about three times on stage that night but I got myself to the floor. I'd rather die on stage than walk off because I was going to pass out." —Lady Gaga on collapsing on stage during a New Zealand concert [People]

"Usually when they say, 'Emily gave a brave performance,' it means I dropped my drawers. … As an actor you're constantly humiliating yourself in so many more ways than just taking off your clothes. … There's the risk of being thought of as bad or boring or unattractive. That's much worse than being naked." —Emily Mortimer [Parade]

"I love office supplies. I love being organized. It's the folders and the tech … [Staples] is a place to take me if you want me to get hot and bothered." —Jennifer Love Hewitt [People]

"I'm all for freedom of speech and against any form of censorship, but all I know is that I'm a parent and I'm upset about this. … I wouldn't want my child to watch this video. Would you? What do you think? Should these two extremely gifted female role models for millions of young girls, maybe, have given a little more thought to the effect it might have on their core audience?" —Donny Osmond on the "Telephone" music video [E! via Jezebel]

"I fell in love with Courteney Cox on Scream. She hated me on Scream 2. We were married by Scream 3." —David Arquette [Us]

"I would kiss Beyonce, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna. I would marry Beyonce, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna in Africa, I’d have three wives! And I would avoid wearing condoms and have really big families!'" —50 Cent in an odd quote [MTV UK]

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