The classic 1982 story of a "health club mop boy who accidentally falls in a vat of toxic waste."
If you've got an hour and twenty-two minutes to spare, consider the campy 1982 story of Melvin, "the Tromaville Health Club mop boy who inadvertently ends up in a vat of toxic waste." Horror, hilarity ensue. Watch it below, or over at SlashControl. Best enjoyed with your alcoholic beverage of choice.
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