If you don't want to watch the whole thing, which makes sense, here it is in a nutshell: Fat Mike of NOFX, dressed as alter ego "Cokie the Clown," handed out a bunch of free tequila shots to his fans at SXSW last week, and then showed them a video of himself peeing into the bottle beforehand. Fans are pissed! (Sorry.) But don't worry, fans, Fat Mike "confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the risks of legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces." Phew!