Pick Up Ten of This Week’s Best New MP3s for Free: M.I.A., Karen O, Yoko Ono, More 

Hear a New Single From Crystal Castles, ‘Doe Deer’ 

Watch an Unbearably Creepy Montage of a Canadian Game-Show Host’s Most Lecherous Moments 

Read a List of Every Word David Foster Wallace Circled in His Dictionary 

Dave Chappelle Returns to Stand-up With Jokes About Man Rape 

Is That Weird Al Yankovic in Hanson’s New Music Video? 

Can You Tell the Difference Between a Mondrian and a Computer-Generated Painting? 

Meet the Newest Real Housewife of New York City, Sonja Morgan 

The True Blood Porn Parody Looks More Believable Than the Show 

See the Ten Most Complained About Books of 2009 

Read a Very Entertaining Interview With a Former Chinese Boy-Band Star 

Watch Dick Van Dyke Rap for Children 

See the Racy Shrek Photo Shoot DreamWorks Is Up in Arms About 

Check Out Charlie Sheen’s Hilariously Terrible Disguise 

Ten Famous Movie Quotes in Nerdy Graph Form 

The Music Industry and Online Piracy by the Numbers 

See Photographs of People in the Shower 

See a Sketch From It’s So Funny, a Misleadingly Titled North Korean Comedy Show 

Watch a Clip of J Roddy Walston and the Business, the Band Opening for the Hold Steady 

See Every Painting in the Museum of Modern Art in Two Minutes 

David Lynch Lists His Favorite Directors in 60 Seconds 

See Glee’s Sue Sylvester Perform Madonna’s ‘Vogue’ 

Watch the Flaming Lips’ Odd New Music Video, ‘Powerless’ 

Take a Virtual Tour of Judd Apatow’s Home, Buy It If You Like It 

Hear Yet Another New Track From the National, ‘Sin-Eaters’ 

Stream the Entire Soundtrack to American Idiot the Musical 

Browse Through the Jeopardy Archive for Every Clue (and Answer) the Game Has Ever Asked 

Catch Up With ‘Glee in 60 Seconds’ 

Download a Free New Song From the National, ‘Afraid of Everyone’ 

Hear a New Band of Horses Song, ‘Laredo’ 

See Snoop Dogg and Kid Cudi’s Cartoonish ‘That Tree’ Music Video 

Behold the Scandalous 3-D Truths Behind Old Master Paintings 

See Phonetourage, a Spot-on Entourage Spoof 

Hear, Download a Previously Unreleased M.I.A. and Cornershop MP3, ‘Topknot’ 

Man Gives Terrifying Impression of Psycho Dog on Local TV 

Download D.J. Premier’s Malcolm McLaren Tribute Mixtape 

South Park Creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker Discuss the Show’s 200th Episode 

Hear Dozens of This Week’s New Albums, Free: Jeff Beck, Braid, MGMT, More 

Hear a New Scissor Sisters Track, ‘Invisible Light’ 

Listen to Shyne’s First Official Song Since His Release From Prison, ‘Messiah’ 

See Star Wars Uncut, a Cool and Awesomely Nerdy Collaborative Reenactment