The Fug Girls Rate the Men Hollywood Wants to Be Their Next Clooney, Hanks, Willis, and Beyond


This August, the mercenary flick The Expendables hits theaters, featuring the boldface names of a previous blockbuster era — Stallone, Lundgren, Willis, Schwarzenegger — in what feels like one last fling before they're all consigned to a life of denture paste and afternoon bingo. The title, intentionally or not, winks at a larger issue in Hollywood: With the sure-thing leading men of yore either having aged out of their signature roles or gotten bored with them, who can fill their marquee shoes? We've compiled a list of fresh meat we think Hollywood is peddling as the replacements for some old favorites. See if you agree.