Poor Kirsten Dunst to Star in Von Trier Movie


After Penélope Cruz passed in favor of a nice Caribbean vacation, Kirsten Dunst stepped in to play the lead role in Lars Von Trier's upcoming Melancholia, a sci-fi disaster film in which — knowing the director's track record with actresses — she will presumably be maimed, hung, assaulted, or have ghastly things inflicted upon her genitals. Good luck, Kirsten! [Deadline]