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Lindsay Lohan and David Hasselhoff Just Weren’t Made for These Times

"It's called HOLLYWOOD — and it sucks ... whatever happened to glamour and talent!?!" —Lindsay Lohan [LindsayLohan/Twitter]

"Back then things were different. Back then every star smoked and drank. Think of Richard Burton or Humphrey Bogart. But nobody scrutinized them. Every kind of consumption was normal." —David Hasselhoff on how rehab affected his career [Bunte via Sun UK]

"She don't want to come, my soprano friend. Sometimes the old girl sings, but not tonight." —Whitney Houston, apologizing for her voice during a concert [Jezebel]

"I knew the movie wasn't up to speed; it wasn't as good as GoldenEye ... I never felt that I really nailed it." —Pierce Brosnan on Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies [Venice]

"I think Rainn [Wilson] and I have always thought that Dwight and Angela are sort of geeky militant soul mates. We hope that someday they find their way back to one another." —The Office's Angela Kinsey [Parade]

"I thought she was singing 'Like A Persian.' I wasn't quite sure what a virgin was. For many years actually." —Zooey Deschanel [Guardian UK]

"Definitely possible. Yes, absolutely.” —Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige on the likelihood of a Scarlett Johansson Black Widow spinoff movie [/Film]

"[M]any would want to integrate literally the shaking of the dice and the throwing of the dice into the board ... [but] I wanted to just make a movie about the idea of greed. I told them you know your game can turn your sweetest, dearest aunt into a demon — a nightmare of greed. So that's what we're going to do. ... It's [going to be] a comedy." —Ridley Scott on the Monopoly movie [ComingSoon]

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