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Beyoncé Could Have It So Much Better

"I've been totally in love with [her] since I was seven. She kinda broke my heart when she married Jay-Z." —Justin Bieber on Beyoncé [Interview]

"It's just not going to happen. I'm sure I speak for everybody when I say we'd love for it to happen, we'd love to work on it, but ... not going to happen." —David Cross on an Arrested Development movie [TV Squad]

"I have had something done but it's not on my face." —Demi Moore [Elle via Jezebel]

"I remember the first time I dieted as an actress. I was 30 and weighed 124 pounds. I thought, if I could get under 120, I could be more successful. And fortunately or unfortunately, as soon as I got under 120, I got my first movie [Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan]. That milestone triggered a new way of thinking: 'Being thin does make a difference, I told myself. In my head I got that role because I was 114 pounds, not because I was a good actress or looked like a Vulcan.'" —Kirstie Alley [Ladies Home Journal]

"[T]here have been times where I've walked past a mirror or some reflective surface, looked over, and first saw Freddy. And that shit ain't cool, man. Seriously, I did a double take — no, no, it's me." —Nightmare on Elm Street star Jackie Earle Haley [Cinematical]

"If I’m making fun of Tiger Woods in this song, I’m making fun of myself, too. I feel like he’s just the face of sexting at this particular time. Tiger Woods, man — he’s definitely made us learn a lot." —Ludacris on his song "Sexting" [Idolator]

"I don't think of it as a comeback. I was just home on maternity leave, working and making music, and now my first movie's out since I was fat." —Jennifer Lopez on The Back-Up Plan when told it's her comeback [Star via Jezebel]

"I’m obsessed with 48 Hours, Dateline, Primetime and 20/20. I bought a 950,000-volt stun blaster because I watched a 20/20 about people breaking into your home. I was like, I am not going to let this happen to me! I have one in every room." —Olivia Munn [TV Guide]

"When I read that particular script, and no disrespect to the guys who wrote it, but it kind of read like CSI: Sherwood Forest. And I just wasn't into doing that. It wasn't interesting to me in that incarnation." —Russell Crowe on the first draft of the Robin Hood script [Daily Express UK]

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