No wonder the (self-proclaimed!) guidos are being rejected from every club, hotel, and water park in South Beach — the location contract that venue owners are required to sign very clearly explains that under no conditions will anyone involved be portrayed as anything other than a despicable idiot.
Here's a choice excerpt:
You acknowledge and understand that the nature of the Project is such that Producer, for dramatic purposes, may make certain misrepresentations to you and others, which misrepresentations may relate to any and all topics of every kind and nature whatsoever. ... You further acknowledge and understand that your participation in the Project may lead to emotional strains and pressures on you, your business, your friends, your co-workers and/or your family, before, during and after your participation in the Project. You further understand that Producer’s use of the Property in connection with the Project, and your actions and the actions of others displayed in the Project, may be disparaging, embarrassing or of an otherwise unfavorable nature and may expose you, your business, your friends, your co-workers and/or your family to public ridicule, humiliation or condemnation.
But you'll be on TV!
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