Pauly D Has a Hilariously Nonsensical Jersey Shore Promotion at Baskin Robbins 

Watch the Second True Blood Minisode, ‘Jessica’ 

The New Pornographers Hire Ninja Acrobats for Their ‘Your Hands (Together)’ Video 

See Gwyneth Paltrow Rap 

Hear Trent Reznor’s First Post–Nine Inch Nails Music, ‘A Drowning’ 

Download a Free New Ratatat Track, ‘Neckbrace’ 

Sade Makes Jell-O in Her ‘Babyfather’ Music Video 

See the Trailer for Batman XXX, a Porn Parody of the Sixties TV Show 

Watch Jay Leno Recycling Jokes at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 

Little Kids Lip-synch to Seinfeld 

Read Six Leaked Pages of the Lost Finale, Maybe 

Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know What the Word ‘German’ Means 

Download a Free New Best Coast MP3, ‘Far Away’ 

Why Did Chris Brown Sing at a Boxing Match? 

Watch the First Episode of The Boondocks Season Three for Free Online 

See the First Photos of Hank Azaria As The Smurfs’ Gargamel 

Watch Mickey Rourke’s Nonalcoholic Beer Commercial 

Russian Plumber Looks Exactly Like Hugh Laurie 

Hear Two New Wolf Parade Songs 

See the Full Trailer for Piranha 3-D 

Beyoncé Is a Sexy, Fifties-Style Mechanic in the ‘Why Don’t You Love Me?’ Video Preview 

Stream the Dead Weather’s New Album, Sea of Cowards, Normally This Time 

A Guide to Pronouncing Hipster Band Names 

Man Ghost-Rides His Tractor to Gucci Mane 

Watch Conan O’Brien Play the Drums 

Create Your Own Marvel Superhero 

New Real Housewives of New Jersey Promo: ‘Get Her Away From Me!’ 

Watch a New Trailer for Season Three of The Boondocks 

See a Strange Short Film of People Being Shot in the Face With Cupcakes 

Watch a Short History of the Phrase ‘Wang Chung’ in Movies and TV 

Akon Fans Lose Their Minds in Sierra Leone 

Download a New Robyn Song, ‘Cry When You Get Older’ 

Read a Brief Account of Working the Rikers Island Book Cart 

Watch a Creepy New Liars Music Video, ‘The Overachievers’ 

Hear a New Jay Electronica Track, ‘The Ghost of Christopher Wallace,’ Featuring Diddy 

Bill Murray Reads Poetry to Construction Workers 

Stream the Dead Weather’s New Album, Sea of Cowards