With less than a month to go before its release, a flurry of activity has recently surrounded Drake’s debut album, Thank Me Later. Along with the radio rip of third single “Miss Me” and the terrible cover art, the album’s full track list was released. Turns out Kanye produced two songs, and T.I., Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne, Swizz Beats, Nicki Minaj, and Jay-Z all drop guest verses. Now there’s also the non-album track “9 a.m. in Dallas Freestyle.” Don’t worry — it’s not actually about Dallas at 9 a.m.! Instead, we get all manner of fanciful boasts. This is the funniest one: “I fly private so no one tells me to bring my seat up/and book a suite where me and your favorite singer meet up/who you like, tell me who it is/I’ma make sure that that woman is the next one on my list.” Um, Natalie Imbruglia!
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