The upcoming debut of Iron Man 2 this weekend has prompted several questions from savvy pop-culture observers. For example, how many millions will it make, and if it's fewer millions than the first Iron Man, do we get to blame Scarlett Johansson? But the most anticipated question, really, has been: What on earth will Mickey Rourke be wearing when he's out on his promotional rounds? Throughout his rough-and-tumble, ebb-and-flow career, Mickey's been metamorphosing sartorially as much as he has physically. If the clothes make the man, then what have Mickey's made of him? Through this slideshow, we search for the answer. Join us! It's worth it for the paisley silk alone.