“It was about a year’s worth of work. I basically ate a lot, as much as I could. If I was busy or if I was on set or I was in L.A. in meetings, I would have to carry around this little miniature cooler. I would carry around, like, beef patties. It’s so weird. I’ll be, like, talking to somebody and all of a sudden I’ll just be like, ‘Can you hold on one second? I’ve got to eat a beef patty.’” —Taylor Lautner on getting his Twilight body [Oprah via Movieline]
“At 12 years old I’d have had sex with sandwich meat if it was possible.” —Michael Bublé on whether he got into music to meet women [Guardian UK]
“I’m in it for the long haul, and a decade later in my career, I have nothing to prove. To anyone who wants to be negative, it’s like, ‘I’m obviously relevant enough to you for you to care and to talk and to evoke negative feelings inside of you.’ At this point in my career, I’m over any and all weird comparisons or negativity.” —Christina Aguilera [Billboard via JustJared]
“Christina could shit in a bottle and her fans would still love it.” —Sia [Billboard via JustJared]
“I’m like a child inside and I really get excited, so sometimes when I’m trying to go to bed, I’m so excited about the next day that I can’t go to sleep.” —Diddy [Parade]
“I think I’m good, I don’t think I’m great. I think I would hire somebody else to play me in the movie about me.” —Ashton Kutcher [ABC]
“Bob Marley. If we could do a reggae episode with Bob Marley, that would be awesome!” —Matthew Morrison on his dream Glee guest star [Parade]
“If I remember correctly, I chose the Barbie doll because it represents the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity, the commercialization of sexuality, blah blah blah. But what I learned from the experience, at least in hindsight, is that if you’re going to make a satirical point involving putting things in your rectum, be selective. Don’t take requests from the audience. I ultimately went with a Barbie doll because of the shape. It goes in easier, if you know what I mean.” —Russell Brand on the time he stuck a Barbie up his butt [Playboy]
“Last time I saw a room full of so many talented faces was when I auditioned for The Lost Boys … It was between me, and Kiefer [Sutherland], and the two Corey’s [Haim and Feldman].” —Ben Stiller at the Young Hollywood Awards [People]
