Hello, donkey lady; hello, bird people.
We had heard about the invisible horse phenomenon, but the donkey lady and bird people are much more fun. (Click through to Gamma Squad for a gunslinger dog, a demonic horse, and a cougar man.)
It’s not happening.
Here’s a Shout Out to Lisa Kim in Accounting from Henry Golding of Crazy Rich AsiansWe should all pitch in and get Lisa a card.
T.J. Miller Doesn’t Think He’s a BullyIt’s the best kept secret in Hollywood, apparently.
Teyana Taylor Is Done With Jeremih, Walks Off Tour“I’ve been extremely mistreated on this tour so on that note i will NO longer continue to stay on the #LaterThatNightTour”
The Sinner Recap: Marin BountyThe commune’s history with Keller starts to come to light as the investigation deepens.
Queen Sugar Recap: Live to Fight Another DaySt. Josephine votes on the prison as the season’s storylines reach a boiling point.
Is Alpha Responsible for Cold-Blooded Bison Murder? PETA Says YesIt’s a real who-dun-it but like, we know who did it.
The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Big Amygdala EnergyThe Housewives learn about the amygdala, a baby joins the cast, and a wedding might be on the horizon in the third season premiere.
The Real Housewives of New York City Finale Recap: Cabaret of LightThe Countess has a cabaret and, of course, there’s drinking and fighting in the season finale.
Justin Timberlake Signs With Janet Jackson’s Publicist, Which Is Almost Too RichDo we think anyone has talked to Mr. JT about dramatic irony?
The first shows under the Exactly Right banner are scheduled to roll out later this year.
The Alarming Reality of Terrace House’s ‘Kiss Out of Nowhere’This wasn’t just another awkward kiss, so why did the show treat it that way?
Luke Null Will Not Return to Saturday Night Live Next SeasonNull was hired as a featured player last year.
Keri Russell Set to Smolder Across From Adam Driver in Broadway’s Burn This RevivalDon’t worry. She and Adam Driver will play lovers.
On Cinema’s Gregg Turkington Speaks Out on the New ‘Popular Film’ Oscars Category“Oscar, you finally got it right.”
How a Mandarin Cover of Coldplay’s ‘Yellow’ Showed Up in Crazy Rich AsiansThe director poured his heart out in a letter to the band.
To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before Is a Witty, Sweet Teen RomanceNetflix’s latest rom-com is on par with the best of them.
Taylor Swift Gets Emotional Onstage While Addressing Her Sexual Assault“This is the day the jury sided in my favor and said that they believed me.”
Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Breakups and Make-Out SessionsIt’s a busy week in Paradise, one filled with double crosses and cheese metaphors.
How Sacha Baron Cohen Wound Up DJing at a Florida Nightclub“I threw DJ Solitary on last minute. I didn’t know what to expect. I actually did feel, What the hell did I just do?”