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Ashley Greene to Be History’s Third-Ever Female Comedian

"Comedy is something that I'm definitely looking to get into. I had a little taste of it and I do intend on going to classes for it because I think it's a different muscle, and it's hard to find female comedians. ... You've got, like, Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz and that's it." —Twilight's Ashley Greene [Fandango]

"I only heard Justin Bieber for the first time two weeks ago. I genuinely thought it was a woman singing. I'd never heard it before. Is it big in England yet?" —Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe [MTV]

"I was drawn to this script because it was a really interesting portrait of a very extreme person. The violence and sex were never sensationalistic. He's a sad, violent, unhappy person. I felt for him." —Casey Affleck on The Killer Inside Me [USAT]

"I don't ever get tired of people saying I'm sexy. It's a compliment. But I don't like talking about it." —Marisa Tomei [NYDN]

"Right now I’m listening to Drake, Jay-Z, Kings Of Leon, Ke$ha. He’s really, really talented, and I think he’s one of the illest lyricists out there right now, so I would love to work with him." —Rihanna [E! via MTV]

"Me and [Justriin Bieber] have fighting words coming. He took my spot. I had that demographic. I had the young, Canadian girls going aflutter and then suddenly Justin Bieber comes and takes it. It's fine. I'm getting it back." —Donald Glover [Movies Blog/MTV]

"I didn't really care about it, I thought it was kind of funny actually. Come on, everyone makes silly decisions. ... I mean, he's not Chris Brown!" —Kid Sister on Kanye West [Spinner]

"What is Renesmee going to look like? Is it going to be this little teeth-baby running around?" —Kristen Stewart on the half-vampire baby she'll have in Twilight: Eclipse [Hollywood Insider/EW]

"[The Duplass brothers] wrote this part with me in mind, they said, and they told me, 'If you don’t want to do this movie, we’re not gonna do it either. We’ll just do something else, because it’s not just that we wrote this character for you — we wrote it only for you.'" —John C. Reilly on Cyrus [Movieline]

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