Jersey Shore House Full of Herpes

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Well, who would have thunk? The Jersey Shore is like a "herpes nest." Or at least, that's how producer SallyAnn Salano describes it, going on to explain that she and her colleagues combat the infestation by handing herpes medication "out like M&Ms. Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!" We are sure Snooki's mother remains, as ever, really proud. [Newser]