So this is unexpected, but RED, which stands for Retired Extremely Dangerous, looks pretty fun! Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Morgan Freeman, Bruce Wills, and Mary Louise Parker are retired CIA agents finding it hard to let go of the job. To the sounds of happy, plinkity-plink background music they start kicking ass again. Lesson: Talented, assured, professional adults who are very good at their jobs should not be put out to pasture, whether they work in the clandestine services or the movie business. Bonus: Helen Mirren operating machine guns and taking a dude out with her handbag.