Last week Vulture asked you to best the work of professional movie critics by reviewing The A-Team in one sentence, and you complied brilliantly. Now we're looking for more: This week, if so inclined, please turn your capsule reviewing skills to Toy Story 3. It's a smash hit and pretty much every reviewer who isn't famous contrarian Armond White loved it. That includes New York's David Edelstein, who writes: "This lovely, wistful movie weaves together our joyful fantasies of the past, the ones that helped form us, and our darker fears of being forgotten — and offers hope that we can somehow reconcile those poles of existence for ourselves." Wow.
Okay, here's where you come in. Feel like concisely joining in the love-fest for TS3? Want to succinctly express exactly how much you wept? Think you can quickly outcurmudgeon Mr. White? Leave your best one-sentence reviews in the comments below.
And just for fun, here are a few of the stand-out A-Team reviews. Well done!
"I love it when a plan comes together as long as that plan includes a shirtless Bradley Cooper." —shiraselko
"It killed any hope left for Jessica Biel to win an Oscar one day." —FrigidBardot
"It was the best of times ... it sucked." —Setlasmon