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Robert Pattinson to Plotz When He Reads Breaking Dawn Script

"I just saw Twilight for the first time. ... I have heard brief rumors about what happens in [Breaking Dawn] but I really don't know what happens at all." —Robert Pattinson [Radar Online]

“To learn how to bite somebody, there should be a school. We should have teeth school. I find Alex [Skarsgard] or Stephen [Moyer], who plays ... Bill Compton, and say, ‘How the heck do I do this? … How do I not lisp?' He said, 'You just have to take the pain.' They’re so big and sharp that they go into your bottom lip. He was exactly right. If you try to avoid and find a place to make these comfortable in your mouth, it’ll never happen. You look like evil Bugs Bunny. ... No [I'm not afraid of accidentally biting a co-star], my fear is I don’t want to drool on this poor person!” —Kristin Bauer, who plays Pam on True Blood [TV Watch/People]

"She's not there to look cute and be pretty and be a girl thrown into the mix. She's really there for a plot reason. She's the lynchpin of the story." —Jessica Biel on her role in The A-Team [Movies Blog/MTV]

"Everybody's dead." —Michael Emerson, a.k.a. Ben Linus, of the Lost finale [TMZ]

"I've never seen Glee. Someone asked me yesterday if I was a Gleek, and I said, 'What the heck is a Gleek? That's not something I want to be.' They said it's someone who's a fan of Glee, and I was like, 'I've never seen it' … I'm not a huge, like, musical — whatever. I don't know. I listen to, like, Coffeehouse on my satellite radio. I like the depressing lullaby music. I'm the old lady who likes boring." —Miley Cyrus [People]

"They sent me some footage to look at when they were deciding who should do that job. I said, 'He looks enough like me to make it work.' But more importantly you can see him thinking, there's a brain [there behind his eyes], there's some thought going on, which is very important ... because there's so much inner life in the Spock character." —Leonard Nimoy on Star Trek's Zachary Quinto [Hero Complex/LAT]

"It'd be fun to do something with [Lady] Gaga. The Lady and the Countess!" —Countess LuAnn DeLesseps on recording a song with Lady Gaga [E! Online]

"I used to really like Drake … [but] for him to have the audacity to disrespect me? He’s gonna shout me out, when Ray J’s the one who said it? How bitchy do you look right now? You look like a straight pussy … You came at me, and I’m the fucking female. ... My problem [with Nicki Minaj] is this, you’re stealing my shit, you wanna be like me but you’re acting like you created this lane ... it ain’t new, mama. The shit with the wigs and the creating a character … and on top of all that, you ain’t wanna rock with me?" —Lil' Kim [This Is 50 via Miss Info]

"I want to say I love Lil' Kim, man. I'm sorry that she's mad. I never would have thought that by me working with another artist that she would take it the wrong way. But if she's taking it the wrong way, it ain't meant like that. Nicki never did anything to her. [Nicki] ain't trying to swagger-jack or say nothing negative about her. I just think that Kim needs to just understand that Nicki as a whole has always been respectful of her and Nicki's not trying to be her. ... It ain't no beef." —Diddy [BF]

"I'm just grateful [that] I'm not just the kid off DeGrassi anymore. Everybody on DeGrassi, the producers, made us feel DeGrassi was the biggest thing we would ever do in our lives, like that was the end of the road for all of us." —Drake [LAT]

"The last time, when we were shooting Eclipse in Vancouver, the entire paparazzi population of L.A. came up and just camped outside the hotel. So, if it's in Vancouver, I'll probably end up getting cabin fever and end up jumping off the balcony." —Robert Pattinson on shooting Twilight: Breaking Dawn as two films [People]

“When they said, ‘Sorry, we only have little jean shorts for you,’ I said, ‘Really? OK, I’ll take them. ... We’re busy promoting these films and I don’t have time to get into the gym, I don’t have time to eat, and I’ll drop five pounds like that! It’s pretty hard to put it back on.” —Taylor Lautner [Access Hollywood]

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