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Snoop Dogg Professes His Love for Sookie Stackhouse

It looks like Eric and Bill have a new suitor to compete with for the affections of Sookie Stackhouse ... and what he may lack in fangs, he makes up for in, uh, directness. Snoop Dogg has declared his love for HBO's True Blood before — he name-checked the show in a verse of his 2009 single "Gangsta Love" — but now the rapper has really brought his game. In his three-minute ode, titled "Oh Sookie," he offers to buy the waitress "a gin and juice at Merlotte's" ... and that's as tame as his offers get.

Proving he's really given this some forethought, he argues, "We’ll do it in the daytime, Bill won’t know a thing." And magnanimous as ever, he even suggests Sookie bring BFF Tara along for some fun: "Bring your best friend, Tara / I got some real Eggs for her to eat."

[via HBO]