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Snoop Dogg Professes His Love for Sookie Stackhouse

It looks like Eric and Bill have a new suitor to compete with for the affections of Sookie Stackhouse … and what he may lack in fangs, he makes up for in, uh, directness. Snoop Dogg has declared his love for HBO’s True Blood before — he name-checked the show in a verse of his 2009 single “Gangsta Love” — but now the rapper has really brought his game. In his three-minute ode, titled “Oh Sookie,” he offers to buy the waitress “a gin and juice at Merlotte’s” … and that’s as tame as his offers get.

Proving he’s really given this some forethought, he argues, “We’ll do it in the daytime, Bill won’t know a thing.” And magnanimous as ever, he even suggests Sookie bring BFF Tara along for some fun: “Bring your best friend, Tara / I got some real Eggs for her to eat.”

[via HBO]

Snoop Dogg Professes His Love for Sookie Stackhouse