Thanks very much to all those who took the time out to enter our Erykah Badu ticket giveaway haiku contest. We had some great submissions, but unfortunately, only one haiku can reign supreme. Now, after carefully parsing through the entrants, we're ready to declare that winner. And it is ... the following gem, submitted by nymag.com commenter SASSBLCKNEIGHBR:
View from window seat,
It's Badu badonkadonk!
Dallas can't handle.
Big Congrats to SASSBLCKNEIGHBR, who wins two tickets to Badu's June 7 show at Roseland Ballroom, as well as a meet-and-greet session after the concert. Everyone else: Keep sharpening your haiku skills and stay tuned for the next Vulture giveaway.