Vulture’s I Am Love Haiku Contest: We Have Our Winners — and an Exclusive Clip!


We put out the call and you answered. We appreciate the hard work of all those who entered our Tilda Swinton haiku contest, but, sadly, we can only send three Vulture poets to tonight's New York premiere of her new movie, I Am Love. Your winners, plus an exclusive clip from the film, after the jump.

In no particular order, here are your three winning haikus:


regal thawed ice queen
acting opposite batman
playing conan next


You learned Italian,
Russian. Like John Travolta
in Phenomenon.


Translucent lady
Not to be confused with the
Punctuation mark

Congratulations to our victors — have fun tonight! As a consolation prize to all others, here's an exclusive clip from I Am Love, which hits theaters on Friday: