Here are your choices: (1) Paul McCartney’s ballet, which he doesn’t “really know that much about yet.” (2) Pauly Shore’s dark comedy Captured, which, according to Shore, is “basically a comedy version of Silence of the Lambs. I capture this guy and put him in a cage in my backyard because I can’t keep any friends.” (3) Pauly Shore’s thriller, Slut Killer, “about a slut vigilante. This guy kills girls that come to Vegas to cheat on their boyfriends and their husbands. Pauly Shore is a Slut Killer. It’s not going to be comedy.” Obviously, for the thinking man, it comes down to a contest between Nos. 2 and 3. [ArtsBeat/NYT, BlackBook]
