Jersey Shore Cast: Poets All


Lest you think the Jersey Shore cast's ability to churn out infectious catchphrases was a season-one fluke, they'll be doing it again in season two. For starters, The Situation, Vinnie, and Paul will hereby refer to themselves, collectively, as "MVP" when heading out for a night of drunken pickups. Joining "GTL" as an acronym of choice is "GFA!" Or, "grenade-free America." (A grenade is "an unattractive female who no one wants to take home," the Daily News explains, elegantly.) And then there's Snooki, who describes a returning Angelina as "the kryptonite to my tan." They've still got it. [NYDN]