The Daily Show's Jon Stewart opened last night's show with some zingers for LeBron James and his much-hyped television announcement on ESPN. Stewart mocked the Drama King's decision to reveal his future basketball home in the first ten minutes of the hour-long special, asking, "Who opens Al Capone's vault in the first ten minutes of the show?" Up next on The Colbert Report, Stephen declares his approval of Iran's new government-issued male-haircut style guide, which happens to contain a hairdo that resembles the dapper host's signature coif. Last but not least, Emmy snubee Jay Leno discovers that Glee's Jane Lynch can legally marry people because the Internet says so. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.