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Review The Twilight Saga: Eclipse in One Sentence

Were you one of the billions and billions of people who went to see Eclipse this weekend? Okay, great! Now tell us what you thought: In one sentence, and one sentence only, review the latest installment of the steamrolling vampire saga (just like you did for The A-Team, Toy Story 3, and Knight and Day). Want to express your appreciation for the franchise in non-shriek form? Have a different favorite Taylor Lautner ab? Feel that even more people should have paid money to see this movie? Let us know in the comments below.

And now, some of your stand-out Knight and Day reviews.

"Stay home and get drunk instead." —VenusInFur

"I only saw it because Vulture scared me into thinking if I didn't go see it Tom Cruise may never get cast in anything good again." —MNG227

"Drugging women is okay, as long as you love them." —NYWriter16