This Friday evening, Weezer and rising rock band AWOLNATION are playing a show in Brooklyn at the lovely open-air Williamsburg Waterfront. Do you want to go? Maybe you do! (If you're not familiar with AWOLNATION, we recommend "Burn It Down," the first song on their site.) General admission to the concert is $54, but Vulture is going to set one lucky fan up with a pair of free tickets. That's right: All you have to do is write a haiku — that's a poem of five, seven, and five syllables — about Weezer or its World Cup–loving, rib-breaking, former no-sex-having front man Rivers Cuomo, and post it in the comments below before tomorrow, Thursday, July 15, at 1 p.m. Got it? (For complete contest rules, see here.) Good luck!
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