Last month, Will Smith inserted his son, Jaden, into hallowed eighties classic The Karate Kid and made off with $210 million. For his next trick, he'll stick another scary monster into an even holier property: Deadline's Mike Fleming reports that Smith will produce and star in The Legend of Cain, "an epic re-telling of the Biblical tale" — with a twist! Fleming doesn't say how, exactly, but vampires will be involved. Get excited, fans of religion, sacrilege, vampires, and Will Smith! This sounds kinda stupid, but it's going to make like $10 billion.
Now Will Smith Wants To Play Bad Boy Cain [Deadline]