Were you hoping for a glimpse of Joaquin Phoenix snorting cocaine or being defecated upon? Apparently that'll cost you the price of a ticket. Here's the dead-serious first trailer for I'm Still Here — the Borat-style, Casey Affleck–directed mockumentary on Phoenix's fledgling hip-hop career — wherein the former actor gets freaked out by photographers, hugged by Diddy, and explained the water cycle. Clearly this is still all a joke, but we're impressed with his commitment here — check out that gut! Looking forward to the movie, or at least the red-band trailer.