Are you tired of the botched 2-D-to-3-D conversions of movies like Clash of the Titans and The Last Airbender, and, even worse, the tasteful, barely there, story-serving 3-D effects in ones like Toy Story 3? Well, good news! Here comes Jackass 3-D, which was filmed mostly in real 3-D and promises the shameless, copious deployment of flying projectiles — including: Jet Skis, paintballs, motorcycles, salmon, outhouses, and Johnny Knoxvilles in Santa costumes. If this thing was any more immersive, you'd probably leave the theater with ruptured testicles. Looking forward!