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LCD Soundsystem to Just Make Unprofessional Albums From Now On

"I just need to get away from it being a big thing ... We might even make an album. I'm just getting off of the professional-album-making train." —LCD Soundsystem's James Murphy leaving open the possibility that the band will record another album [Quietus via Pitchfork]

"Yeah, the smells. We were going to try to have a smell part for the Anne Boleyn piece, because that’s all about how disgusting it was to make love in the Middle Ages, in my imagination. We were going to have a scratch-and-sniff sticker so you could really smell their twats and etceteras." —Kristen Schaal on her book, The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex [AV Club]

“Our record-keeping wasn't as solid then as it is now. Those were the days when I would go out on the street and ask people to come in: ‘Come in! It’s air-conditioned.’” —Oprah Winfrey, on the challenges of tracking down her early guests to appear in her show’s final season [TV Guide]

"Real dark, you know, hard core, angry, um, German yodeling. It's a weird niche. You can find it. It takes a lot of Internet searching, but you'll find it. It's out there." —Charlie Day on what kind of music he listens to on hook-ups [Ministry of Gossip/LAT]

“And you, my dear, are the cackling hyena of the animal world.” —Betty White, to her You Again co-star Kristen Bell [Us]

"I felt like the little French guy, really. And I was very flattered to be called on that, of course, but I felt like if I didn’t find something to be a little original, different, particular in the movie, I would just disappear." —Vincent Cassel on his role in the Oceans films. [AV Club]

“This is equal parts fabricated, cobbled together and misleading. Let’s break it down: I don't think I ever said ‘I believe in second chances!’ but I can’t be 100 percent sure, as it’s possible I could have accidentally said something succinctly and to the point.” —John Mayer, showing remarkable self-awareness while deflecting rumors that he’s back together with Jennifer Aniston [People]

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