Last night on The Daily Show Jason Bateman hinted at his displeasure with the marketing team behind his new movie The Switch. After wondering out loud why he hasn't seen very many posters or billboards for the comedy around town, Bateman then critiqued the fact that said poster makes it look as if he's smelling a cup of his own sperm. Up next on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Modern Family's Sofia Vergara claims that men have never wanted her in the kitchen, and Eli Roth tells Jay Leno about the different kinds of women he pretended to be when he ran an online sex chat while studying at NYU. Last but not least on The Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson some fun impersonating one of his more annoying late night peers. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.