Last week Eat Pray Love met a decidedly negative response from the Vulture capsule critic community. Your highlights include: "Nothing bad ever happens to Julia Roberts" (Katiecakes); "Slightly better than a pelvic exam" (EffedInParkSlope); and the simple, elegant "Eat Pray Fail." (AlexWitchnik). Up this week: The Switch. Care to take issue with the verisimilitude of the plot, or interested in paying tribute to the adorableness of Jason Bateman? Take it away, in one sentence or less.