While we were ranking movie incest and chronicling abs, this baby was learning "Litany."
While we were ranking movie incest and chronicling the history of abs, this baby was learning "Litany." Click through to YouTube to read the poem as you watch.
Empire is king, and everyone knows it.
Jared Leto Just Chopped Off His Beautiful Hair for Suicide SquadLet us mourn.
Kanye West Premieres the Official Version of ‘All Day’Yeezy season approachin'.
Last Man on Earth Debuts Big, Surprisingly: Good Work, AmericaWoo-hoo!
Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke’s First Film Together Since Training Day Will Be a WesternFor an Antoine Fuqua–directed Western called Magnificent Seven.
How Sarah Paulson Almost Spilled the American Horror Story–Lady Gaga Beans"It's Lady Fucking Gaga! I mean, come on."
Orphan Black’s Season 3 Trailer: The Male Clones Have Arrived"Count your sisters."
Fine, Downton Abbey, I Will Care About Carson and Mrs. HughesLet love reign.
Bob’s Burgers Recap: Spanks for PlayingButt dancing, cat dragons, and a rattlesnake! Oh, my!
Veronica Roth’s Divergent Follow-up Will Be Star Wars–esqueIt'll "tell of a boy's unlikely alliance with an enemy."
A lot has changed since the show premiered.
Bob’s Burgers Did Its Own Game of Thrones Last Night, and You Should Be ThankfulCat-dragons!
Can Carly Rae Jepsen’s New Song Be This Year’s Song of Summer?The pros and cons of Carly Rae's new bubblegum.
Shia LaBeouf’s Rattail Is Terrifyingly GloriousSorry, Jared Leto.
Mumford & Sons Announce Potentially Banjo-Free (!) New AlbumIt's like Bob Dylan all over again.
Edward Norton Stars in John Oliver’s ‘Sexy’ Summer Blockbuster About InfrastructureBecause infrastructure is sexy!
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Bless This MessThe winner and still-champion: Kenya, surprisingly.
Haim and M83’s Song for the Insurgent Soundtrack Is Kind of a Snoozefest"Holes in the Sky."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine Recap: Ham HandsEvery single character managed to get a legitimate belly laugh from me at one point or another.
Housewives of NYC Trailer: The Bethenny’s Back... and everyone still hates her!
Thank God.
Will Forte on His Unusual New Sitcom, The Last Man on EarthJenga plays a pretty big role in the show.
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 5 Recap: All Good People Come to an EndPlus: What is it with the Underwoods and power-peeing?
The 3 Most Interesting Revelations From The Jinx, Episode 4“I did not kill my best friend. I did dismember him.”
The Good Wife Recap: The F-BombNothing says, "Our hiatus is finally over!" like opening with 45 seconds of erotic asphyxiation.
The Walking Dead Recap: Rick Gets a HaircutIf it looks like utopia and the fresh blankets smell like utopia, could this place be for real?
Bill Murray Makes Rick Ross Smile Like a Boss"Let me tell you bout my best friend."
Alec Baldwin Briefly Rapped With Chance the RapperHow could you not?
Here Are the Best Answers From Will Forte’s Reddit AMAAlso, for what it's worth, he said #thedress was "blue and grey."
Some Prankster Pulled a Fast One on KanyeCheck out Loser.com.
And her "telly mommy."
Downton Abbey Recap: A Modest ProposalMatthew Goode and some wedding news give this uneven Downton season a happy ending.
Looking Recap: Funeral RootsDoris gets sidelined in what initially felt like her own episode.
Togetherness Recap: Stop Weirding OutWe're entering dangerous waters here.
Girls Recap: A Date With a Man Named FranNow we're talking.
Saturday Night Live Recap: Fifty Shades of NopeHost Dakota Johnson did not seem comfortable.
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 4 Recap: Take Me to ChurchThis show is at its best when Frank is facing off with people who are at least as smart as he is.
Will Smith’s Focus Takes the Weak Weekend Box OfficeEh.
Alicia Keys’s New Baby Photo Is AdorableHello, Genesis Ali Dean!
Lady Gaga and Vince Vaughn Jumped Into Freezing Lake MichiganFor the annual Polar Plunge.
In The Crowded Room.
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 3 Recap: Kiss of DeathThis is the show I have been waiting for.
Carly Rae Jepsen Finally Releases Follow-up to ‘Call Me Maybe’"I Really Like You."
Dakota Johnson Joins ISIS in Controversial SNL Sketch"Dad, it's just ISIS."
And the Title of Kanye’s New Album Is ...Announced on Twitter.
There Will Be Adventure Time the MovieSo many princesses!
William Shatner Will Miss Leonard Nimoy’s FuneralBecause of a charity event.
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 2 Recap: Meet Me HalfwayThis is the best mode for the Underwoods: scrappy and cornered and unwilling to surrender.
Michelle Rodriguez Says She Wants ‘Minorities’ to ‘Stop Stealing’ Superhero Roles From White People, Then Apologizes [Updated]Um ...
Fear Not: The Cops Have Found Lupita Nyong’o’s Oscar GownPHEW.