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Vulture’s Katy Perry Contest: We Have Winners!

Last Friday we offered two pairs of tickets to see Katy Perry perform tonight on Letterman in exchange for your best Katy-themed haikus. You gave us much fine poetry to choose from, and, without further ado, our two winners. From mag_guy:


How'd you know, Katy

I feel like a plastic bag

Searching for the sea

Haunting. And, from jamessc85:


Snoop's teenage dreaming

Of Kat's Cali Girls kissing

His Hot and Cold lips.

Beautiful. Everyone else can stream the show online at 8 p.m. Eastern if they'd like, and, of course, buy the incredibly catchy Teenage Dream for $12.99 on iTunes.

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