Without The Hills, Spencer Pratt Loses Sense of Self


Now that The Hills is over and Spencer Pratt is an increasingly irrelevant lost soul inexplicably dressing up as an old man, he tweeted: "Heidi left me seasons ago! This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?" But Pratt hasn't just lost his wife since The Hills ended, he's lost the ability to understand the world around him! "I miss the sound stage," he tweeted. "@mtv I need my script back. Don't know how to live without producers guiding my storyline. I just want to be a reality superstar." Okay, that's sad and scary, let's just look away now. Sorry, Spencer.

Spencer Pratt: Marriage to Heidi Montag was an act for MTV, begs network for another reality show [NYDN]