Coming at you on January 7 — the release date of champions! — is Country Strong, the movie that will put another Gwyneth Paltrow song in karaoke catalogues across the land, right next to "Cruisin'." Paltrow plays Kelly Canter, a semi-disgraced, alcoholic country singer back on the road at the behest of her manager-husband, Ed (played by Tim McGraw, whose weave is so thick, woodland creatures may be hiding in there at this point). She's joined on tour by a younger musician who really understands her, played by Tron's Garrett Hedlund, and a wholesome, up-and-coming country star who reminds her of her younger self and whom she therefore hates, played by Leighton Meester. (Meester's character's idols are "Kelly Canter and Jesus Christ," a jarring thing to hear Blair Waldorf say, given her previously stated opinion on letting "Jesus take the wheel": "That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!") Paltrow (looking a whole lot like the aforementioned Carrie Underwood) sings forcefully in front of American flags and chugs bottles of vodka, in a film that wants to be in the grand tradition of Coal Miner's Daughter, but will more likely be an occasion to ask Paltrow what she thinks of celebrity and red states.
Most Watched on Vulture
Most Viewed Stories
Actress Charlyne Yi Recalls an Offensive Encounter With David Cross, Cross Remembers It Differently
Director Says Harvey Weinstein Recast the Lead in His Film Because the Actress Wasn’t ‘F*ckable’
This Is Us Just Delivered the This Is Us–iest Twist Ever
Ilana Glazer Says She Fired ‘a Couple Dudes’ for Sexual Harassment
The Tragically Hip’s Gord Downie Was the Pride of Canada, and a Genius Lyricist
This Is Us Recap: Parenting Isn’t Easy
Sitcom Writer Janis Hirsch Recalls Being Harassed and Humiliated While Working on It’s Garry Shandling’s Show
Will Smith’s New Song Is Absolutely Absurd
Ex–Amazon Chief Reportedly Asked If Big Little Lies Stars Would ‘Show Their Tits’
Mindhunter Is a Great Crime Drama Arriving at the Right Cultural Moment
Latest News from VultureWe Could’ve Had Angelina Jolie in The Craft
Or Scarlett Johansson! Or Alicia Silverstone!Laura Dern Shares Another Photo of Space Laura Dern in Star Wars: The Last Jedi
This mauve hair!Leatherface Is a Thoroughly Unnecessary Horror Origin Story
Who hasn’t wondered what the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre was like as a kid?Casey Affleck Teams Up With Alfonso Cuarón for a TV Horror Drama About a Cult
Cuarón is writing and directing the series.This Week on The Good Doctor: Freddie Highmore Saves a Porn Star
A weekly description of things that happen on The Good Doctor, a.k.a. The Freddie Highmore Doctor Show.Actress Marisa Coughlan on Harvey Weinstein: ‘He Wanted to Barter Sex for Movie Roles’
“He wanted me to be one of his ‘special friends’ and go into the bedroom.”Let Riverdale Make You Uncomfortable With This Cover of Kelis’s ‘Milkshake’
With a guest appearance from Cheryl Blossom.Dirty John Is a Stunning Story, But Why Is It a Podcast?
The L.A. Times podcast is a crude re-creation of a deftly written feature.Springsteen Reportedly to Extend Broadway Run, Giving You More Chances to Miss Out on Tickets
The extension could go into June, giving you even more chances to miss out on getting tickets.The 25 Greatest Disaster Movies of All Time
From Titanic to Only the Brave.
Network TV has a new pale, awkward savior.Mindhunter Recap: Deviant Terminology
Holden’s work is beginning to consume his life.The Price of Smiling for the Photos
What I wish I’d told my younger self.The 12 Most Terrifying TV Episodes to Watch This Halloween
From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to The X-Files.Who Is Mindhunter’s ADT Man From Kansas?
People who know about some of the most famous serial killers of all time quickly caught on to the identity of the ADT man.Beck’s Colors Has a Few Good Ideas and Some Bad Ones Too
Sometimes it sounds like someone trying to crack the mathematical formula of a lazy Saturday afternoon.Fashion Police Will Turn In Its Fashion Badge and End This November
Fashion Police: The Farewell will air November 27.Is Deckard Actually a Replicant?
Blade Runner: 2049 doesn’t exactly settle the debate.Pussycat Dolls Say Former Member’s ‘Prostitution Ring’ Claim Is False
Kaya Jones says group members were forced to have sex and use drugs.Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s New Opening Casts Rebecca As Eminem and Carrie Underwood
Crazy Ex-GF is re-creating the craziest pop music videos.