Last season, we gave early suggestions as to whom to root for on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars without your having to take the trouble to actually watch the show. That seemed to work out well: Favorites were picked, and two hours were saved. So why not do it again? Simply scan through the following dossiers on this year’s twelve happy hoofers, find the description that best describes you, and BAM! — you’ve picked yourself a horse without having to be blinded by a bunch of sequins. You’re welcome!