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Extremely Upsetting Plastic-Surgery Show Coming Soon!

Well, this is horrible. E! has ordered a new reality series called Bridalplasty, in which soon-to-be brides compete to win plastic-surgery procedures. In what we wish were a satire of reality show and not an actual reality show, brides will participate in challenges like "writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons" with the winner getting "the chance to choose a plastic surgery procedure from her 'wish list.' She's given the procedure immediately, and results are shown at the start of the following week's episode." (Which, given post-plastic-surgery bruising, seems to defy the healing powers of the human body.) The winning bride "will receive a 'dream wedding,' where she will reveal her new appearance to friends, family and the groom," because nothing says "let's spend our lives in a loving and committed relationship" like, "Oh, hi, how do you like my brand-new cat face?" The celebrity surgeon involved with this show was previously involved with Fox atrocity The Swan, but somehow the celebrity host is Shanna Moakler, not Heidi Montag.

E! orders plastic surgery bridal competition [HR]