According to the institution PRS for Music, R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts" is the weepiest song for dudes, followed by Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven" (so sad!), and Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" (also totally sad!). For women, it was P.M. Dawn's "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss." Just kidding, they didn't do that part of the study.