Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, tennis legend Andre Agassi recalled the first time his dad showed up to one of his son's pro matches and how his opponent, Pete Sampras, learned that Mr. Agassi answers his phone whenever he damn well pleases. Up next on The Daily Show, Tim Gunn expands on his now-famous bit of gossip about Anna Wintour's lack of enthusiasm for taking the stairs, and on The Late Show with David Letterman, Katie Holmes discusses the
inevitability prospect of Suri Cruise getting into showbiz. Last but not least, Stephen Colbert crafts a diabolical plot to help The Colbert Report defeat Jon Stewart and The Daily Show at next year's Emmy awards. Mwahaha! Watch our compilation to see what you missed.