The Social Network's Jesse Eisenberg revealed to David Letterman that he isn't on Facebook because as a "self-hating person" he doesn't want to contribute to all the mean things people are already writing about him on the Internet. Then again, maybe it's just because of Paul "Soccer Boy" Shaffer. Up next, Stephen Colbert eviscerates Arianna Huffington and discovers what Gloria Estefan has been warning us about for years, and over at Jimmy Kimmel Live, Joel McHale treats Jimmy to a food-poisoning story that ends with romance and tattoos. Last but not least on The Late Late Show, the lovely Sloane Crosley discusses getting drunk with Portuguese clowns, one of whom just might have been Craig Ferguson. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.