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Mark Zuckerberg, Sylvester Stallone, Ann Coulter Would Not Dance With the Stars

What do Mark Zuckerberg, Sylvester Stallone, Condoleezza Rice, Erin Brockovich, Tim Allen, Suzanne Somers, Ann Coulter, and Richard Branson have in common? None of them wanted to appear on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars! All were reportedly asked to appear on the show and turned down an offer to go head-to-head with Bristol Palin, Audrina Patridge, the Situation and the Hoff. Not above Dancing, however, is Melanie Griffith, who apparently “tries to get on every season,” to no avail, which makes us feel sad. [HR]